I write stories.

SunNov 8th

‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’ Hmm, doesn’t scan. #shakespearestarwars

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And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11.

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So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn. Which one is that?

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the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight>

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Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime. It’s made me grin already, so must be half good

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That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.

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David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising exercide #bowiefacts

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Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms

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You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat.

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SatNov 7th

That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL BITE.

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FriNov 6th

#ff @kevinlehane - can extract nosehairs one at a time with his patent extract-o-tron ray #secretsuperpower

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#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm #secretsuperpowers

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#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust #secretsuperpowers

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#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles #secretsuperpowers

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#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers

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