I write stories.
‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’ Hmm, doesn’t scan. #shakespearestarwars
And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11.
So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn. Which one is that?
the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight>
Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime. It’s made me grin already, so must be half good
That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.
David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising exercide #bowiefacts
Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms
You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat.
That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL BITE.
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