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Jul
23rd
Wed
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we ask for your support in ensuring girls do not come to school looking varying shades of orange
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the beds are made of sand so it can get everywhere
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no stickiness of any significance
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Jul
22nd
Tue
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clutter experts struggle to find a home for a pickled monkey
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Jul
21st
Mon
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philosophers tend to be much more able to think about these things without panicking
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Jul
20th
Sun
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tea-drinking is an opportunity to overcome shyness and make everyone feel more comfortable
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Jul
18th
Fri
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attending this event may be hazardous due to the large concentration of silly people
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Jul
17th
Thu
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i like you so much better when you’re naked
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she was being picked on by other horses
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Jul
16th
Wed
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today you’re a lucky man, you are standing on two legs, but tomorrow if you’re standing on two legs you’re a dead man
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Jul
15th
Tue
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a customs officer noticed the passenger had a lot of hair
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when you’re eating your sandwiches on the lawn you don’t expect to find something that takes you by surprise
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Jul
13th
Sun
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suburban comfort for massive ram
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Jul
11th
Fri
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woman finds lithuanian living in shed
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Jul
10th
Thu
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he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government
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