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Aug
13th
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a giant inflatable dog turd brought down a power line after being blown away from a swiss museum
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Aug
8th
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transmissions from earth could draw the attention of malevolent aliens
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Aug
7th
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i’ve never found anything like this in ten years of digging up people’s gardens
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Aug
6th
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“Any [soyuz] landing you can crawl away from is a good one, I guess.”

“Obviously it wasn’t totally nominal.”

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they were completely stuck and unable to lift themselves out; the horse was also very distressed
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Aug
5th
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at the end of the day it is up to each individual officer to decide whether she will go for the latest bullet-proof lingerie
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Aug
4th
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the earth is flat and horizontally infinite and at least 9,000 kilometres deep
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Aug
2nd
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it would have been a difficult situation because you can’t know how the sheep is going to behave in those circumstances and obviously it took the wrong course of action
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Aug
1st
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it’s just going to get funnier and funnier as the evening goes on
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Jul
30th
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i’ve accepted that i have a propensity for imagined ultra-violence
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Jul
29th
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we believe this may have been a targeted burglary of a shark
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darling: we’ve lost our way
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Jul
28th
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you now have the perfect strategy for visiting the toilet in the night and finding your way back to your bed in the dark
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i think it is the hot weather and the pimms to blame
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Jul
25th
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in the battle to be crowned the overall best boat, the apple raft with cabbage leaf sail narrowly lost out to the chocolate tart filled with sweets
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