laurencetimms

‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’...

Nov 7th

And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11.

Nov 7th

So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn....

Nov 7th

the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight>

Nov 7th

Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime....

Nov 7th

That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.

Nov 7th

David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising...

Nov 7th

Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms

Nov 7th

You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat.

Nov 7th

That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL...

Nov 6th

#ff @kevinlehane - can extract nosehairs one at a time with his patent extract-o-tron ray...

Nov 6th

#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm...

Nov 6th

#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust...

Nov 6th

#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles...

Nov 6th

#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers

Nov 6th

#ff @wgallagher - severs taut elastic bands with his diamond-tipped pinkie #secretsuperpowers

Nov 6th

#ff @nausea18 - can see great distances through the eyes of Nile Delta Bandicoot (extinct)...

Nov 6th

#ff @bang2write - can shatter remote walnuts with her atomic explode-o-matic rifle...

Nov 6th

Right, if anyone else wants an #ff with a #secretsuperpower they’re on offer today only. Get...

Nov 6th

#ff @monkquixote - can make squirrels recite Chaucer until they starve #secretsuperpowers

Nov 6th

Free Bruno screening. I’ve been screened for Brunos & got the all clear. You might not be...

Nov 6th

RT @zerooneonezero: Helen Smith’s #0110 Diary Page: now online http://bit.ly/2iBExE

Nov 6th

New 0110 scribe diary – Helen

Nov 6th

Don’t put camera directions in your script

Nov 6th

Ahhh. Girlfriend in a Coma on the radio. No matter how much of a dick Morrissey ever happens to be,...

Nov 5th

I must to the kitchen. A box of couscous with my name on it. Which, on the face of things, is an odd...

Nov 5th

Frustration. We can hear the fireworks but we can’t see them out of any window. Perhaps youths...

Nov 5th

RT @zerooneonezero Remember, remember the 5th of November. A bloodied hand from a burning ember....

Nov 5th

Frustration: round crackers and a square tub of hummous. Something’s got to give.

Nov 5th

“Engine room? Switch Twitter mode to Sporadic Ego Boost.” “Aye aye, sir!”

Nov 5th

I’m still in 1988 listening to Pet Shop Boys’ Introspective. Just as well there’s...

Nov 5th

RT zerooneonezero: @CymraesCoch Beware the silence of dogs. #0110

Nov 5th

Pay attention everybody. Bin your horoscopes. One way or the other, today is going to be a good day...

Nov 5th

Currently listening to: I Want A Dog by The Pet Shop Boys. “When I get back to my small flat I...

Nov 5th

I was going to tweet something, but it turned out to be pointless twaddle. So I didn’t. There,...

Nov 4th

Ye gods, interweb has slowed to a crawl. Badgers are hijacking my wifi. Damn mustelids and their...

Nov 4th

Script 4 of 14: Die Hard

Nov 4th

0110 scribe diary #1

Nov 4th

My first 0110 scribe diary just posted to the 0110 website http://is.gd/4MMSK

Nov 4th

thwart (n) A skin growth that aims to scupper your plans #expandyourvocabulary

Nov 4th

Hello all. Everyone happy? Good. Night night.

Nov 3rd

Check out my new baldy geek profile picture.

Nov 3rd

Interweb plumbing

Nov 3rd

The Thrilling Moment

Nov 2nd

New Home Office rules ban graphic...

New Home Office rules ban graphic novelist. Another example of Whitehall numbskullery.

Nov 2nd

Twitter: instant pub button

Nov 1st

julian's brain

I learned that the script is not an absolute, it is a blueprint that evolves through the shooting...

Nov 1st