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‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:10 +0000

‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of Darth Vader’ Hmm, doesn’t scan. #shakespearestarwars

And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:09 +0000

And now for a post-scriptwriting shower. Oh yes. Crank it up to 11.

So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn....

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:08 +0000

So this producer said to me on the phone yesterday: send me your favourite script. Right. Damn. Which one is that?

the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight>

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:07 +0000

the=they. What the fuddering juck is wrong with my spelling tonight>

Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime....

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:06 +0000

Just started another script just to make sure I’ve got something in progress before bedtime. It’s made me grin already, so must be half good

That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:45:05 +0000

That’s it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.

David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:11:30 +0000

David was expelled from the Rotarian Society for eating a gross of raisins during a fundraising exercide #bowiefacts

Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:11:29 +0000

Exercide: Suicide by exercise. #spellingmistakesdisguisedasneologisms

You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:11:28 +0000

You’ve tied rubber rings to your yacht? Well, whatever floats your boat.

That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:16:00 +0000

That’s it. I’m ready for beddy. GOOD NIGHT. DON’T LET THE DEMON HOUNDS OF HELL BITE.

#ff @kevinlehane - can extract nosehairs one at a time with his patent extract-o-tron ray...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:28 +0000

#ff @kevinlehane - can extract nosehairs one at a time with his patent extract-o-tron ray #secretsuperpower

#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:27 +0000

#ff @emperorsclothes - can become ever so slightly translucent on sundays between 4 and 5pm #secretsuperpowers

#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:26 +0000

#ff @laragreenway - can cause anyone within 10 meters of Uri Geller to spontaneously combust #secretsuperpowers

#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:25 +0000

#ff @danrebellato - speaks native Canadian moose and can detect concealed rubber thimbles #secretsuperpowers

#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:24 +0000

#ff @andrewtibbs - can levitate, but only after consuming quince jam #secretsuperpowers

#ff @wgallagher - severs taut elastic bands with his diamond-tipped pinkie #secretsuperpowers

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:23 +0000

#ff @wgallagher - severs taut elastic bands with his diamond-tipped pinkie #secretsuperpowers

#ff @nausea18 - can see great distances through the eyes of Nile Delta Bandicoot (extinct)...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:21 +0000

#ff @nausea18 - can see great distances through the eyes of Nile Delta Bandicoot (extinct) #secretsuperpowers

#ff @bang2write - can shatter remote walnuts with her atomic explode-o-matic rifle...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:20 +0000

#ff @bang2write - can shatter remote walnuts with her atomic explode-o-matic rifle #secretsuperpowers

Right, if anyone else wants an #ff with a #secretsuperpower they’re on offer today only. Get...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:19 +0000

Right, if anyone else wants an #ff with a #secretsuperpower they’re on offer today only. Get ‘em while they’re hot.

#ff @monkquixote - can make squirrels recite Chaucer until they starve #secretsuperpowers

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:16 +0000

#ff @monkquixote - can make squirrels recite Chaucer until they starve #secretsuperpowers